The Vault
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Every recorded Evil Beagle scheme, sortable by date, bone score, or homepage impressions. Follow the archive links to crawlable episode pages for each daily beagle cartoon.
June 9, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Still not moving!"
June 8, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Job security, Rufus-style."
June 7, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Who needs brunch anyway?"
June 6, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Grill master, promoted myself!"
June 5, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Escape mode: activated"
June 4, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Bring on Friday!"
June 3, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Midweek chaos: achieved."
June 2, 2026
Rufus thinks, "This spot`s taken."
May 31, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Brunch: rained out!"
May 29, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Tunnel vision: engaged"
May 27, 2026
Rufus says, "Missed me, didn`t ya?"
May 26, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Not moving til Friday"